Reverse Random Friday

Random Response: I post an irregular response I receive from someone.

Reverse Random Response: I post a CL ad (from the more illegitimate side of town, so as not to bother reputable employers) I have responded to in an attempt to obtain gainful employment.

*Editor’s note: This is NOT my ad.

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My response, click on email to embiggen:

Free: World Domination Plans (Slightly Used)

Bonus Post: I usually only post on Monday, Wednesday & Friday; but since so many of you are checking out the blog I wanted to give you a teaser. This ad was immediately flagged the few times I posted it; but it has evolved into an ad I believe is going to be much better. Stay tuned for that; in the meantime check out the original draft of this ad below.

for sale/wanted > free


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Welcome Huffington Post Readers!

Contest over.

UPDATED WITH CONTEST: Win the original Terminator To-Do List artwork (printed on authentic old skool computer paper). Simply Like My Life On Craigslist and you will be entered. Winner will be notified Monday (5/2).

Thank you very much for dropping by. Please, make yourselves at home and take a look around. Feel free to bookmark, like, give feedback & let me know what you think of this blogject. Here are some of my favorite posts: Explain Lost To Me,  Wanted: Terminator, Stuff My Cat & We Almost Hit It Off. Of course, if you ask me, they’re all classics. Thank you again for your time; please come back soon.

Wanted: Amateur Stuntman

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gigs > talent gigs

  • 15 replies, read after the jump.
  • Surprised so many people are willing to do this.
  • Glad so many other people are upset by the negligence of this proposal.

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Wanted: Terminator

Contest over.

UPDATED: WIN the original Terminator To-Do List featured below. Click here for details.

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jobs > et cetera jobs

  • 23 replies, read after the jump.
  • Click here for a full size Terminator to-do list.

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Random Contest Day

Contest Over.

Or, how I forgot to have material ready for Random Response Friday. Win a Kidrobot Groundskeeper Willie; just email Dewley at onearmedwampa@gmail.com (he’s a huge Empire fan). Since this is last minute we don’t know what we’re looking for in a winning email; but we’ll know it when we see it. Back on Monday.

Cloakroom Concierge

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jobs > et cetera jobs

  • 37 replies, read after the jump.

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Ride/Lodging For Bonnaroo

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jobs > et cetera jobs

  • 7 responses, read after the jump.

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Reverse Random Response Friday

Random Response: I post an irregular response I receive from someone.

Reverse Random Response: I post a CL ad (from the more illegitimate side of town, so as not to bother reputable employers) I have responded to in an attempt to obtain gainful employment.

*Editor’s note: This is NOT my ad.

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My response, click on email to embiggen:

An Evening With Dr. Rockso

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personals > strictly platonic

  • 22 replies, read after the jump.
  • The good Doctor will be making a public appearance soon.

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Junk Yard Dog

I knew this one had no chance of staying up; but I had to do it.

1980’s + WWF = My childhood.

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community > pets

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  • We’ll find you a home yet, sweet prince.

Welcome Pop Candy Community!

Welcome Pop Candy community!  Thank you for checking out the blog; please take a look around, you’ll find other pop culture based CL posts.  I post Monday, Wednesday and  Friday each week.  Let me know what you think; and please come back when you need some entertainment.  And, of course, thank you Whitney!

Reverse Random Response Friday

Seniors, welcome back.  Freshmen, make yourselves at home.  Ask your orientation director if you have any questions.

Random Response: I post an irregular response I receive from someone.

Reverse Random Response: I post a CL ad (from the more illegitimate side of town, so as not to bother reputable employers) I have responded to in an attempt to obtain gainful employment.

*Editor’s note: This is NOT my ad.

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My response, click on email to embiggen:

  • No reply from potential employer.
  • This just isn’t working.

Stolen: Rug

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community > lost & found

  • 10 replies, read after the jump.
  • Bummer, man.

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Free: Proton Pack*

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for sale/wanted > free

  • 38 Replies, read after the jump.
  • An unlicensed nuclear accelerator is just too dangerous to give away.

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