Wanted: Terminator

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That was epic

Nice posting

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SIGN ME UP! But didn’t judgement day happen earlier this month?

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hello I saw your listing on craigslist I am very interested my name is XXXX if you can give me a call at XXXXXXX.

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APPLY FOR CRAIGSLIST POSTING

SECURE INTERVIEW

OFFER RESUME/LINK

GET CONTACTED

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When would you like the person to start?

And would I need a passport from XXX to LA?

I would like to be considered for the position.

Thank you,

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Hello,

My name is XXXX. I am 19 years old. I noticed your craigslist ad

about the terminator position and I was interested in it. I am very hard

worker, very dependable, technology literate, friendly, able to follow directions, and handle myself under pressure.

I am definitely organized and an excellent communicator and multi-tasker. I am

able to start A.S.A.P. and you can contact me either threw this email, or

calling my cell phone anytime at XXXXXXX. Thank You and have a Great Day!

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is this a paying job

Could you tell me more about this Terminator thing. Thanks

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Fw: seeing about job on craigslist

hi, i am sending you all my resume for the job you all posted on craigslist thanks

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Is there a per diem?

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I will do the job as long as you give me your clothes, boots, and your motorcycle.

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Hiring: Terminator ? I’m your man.

I am a part time Terminator, and a full time hassle wrangler.

I’m ready for action…

How may I be of service to you?

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That was good, thanks for the laughJ

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mission

accomplish

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I’m inquiring about skynet.

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It is nice to see a little upbeat humor amongst the depressing job posts. Thanks.

I’m just looking for a decent job doing anything productive.

Check out my resume and let me know if anything comes to mind.

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U want someone to find and kill Sarah Conner?

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Wanting to know more about this job. I’m from downtown please contact me at XXXXXXX thanks. fabulous **gorgeous **respected *

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Thank you 🙂 this made me laugh my ass off, and I needed that.

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You must of use the union terminator. Next time go non- union, they get the job done.

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Ha ha thats some funny XXXX right.there

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This is great!!! I’m in!!!

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funny what kind of job is it? or is it a joke

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I am the terminator

No really. I think I can do this.

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6 thoughts on “Wanted: Terminator

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  2. maybe if Google was in there to locate her on Facebook instead of a telephone directory (they still exist?) he’d stop killing the wrong Sarah Connor.

  3. maybe if Google was in there to locate her on Facebook instead of a telephone directory (they still exist?) he’d stop killing the wrong Sarah Connor.

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