Wanted: Witty Wheelchair Wizard

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  • If I actually had money…

 

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Just thought I would throw this out there…..prolonged sitting causes weight gain, poor circulation, and oher health problems….you should embrace the fact that you actually CAN walk and not resort to being such a sloth…..after all that is one of the seven sins!

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I think this is a awesome idea. I would like to help design a great chair- I think aesthetics should go along side with functionality. Is there a wheel chair that can climb mtns? 4 wheel drive.

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Sounds like fun!! I am a nuts and bolts guy with a quick wit and zany attitude. My 1st suggestion would be power, #2 more power!! A mounted paint ball pistol? Rube Goldberg machinations, Professor Gadget was never a favorite. I would like to brainstorm with you and I have real mechanical skills and equipment to make things for real!!

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Even tho I don’t have tools and would love to do this for u.. I must say I like youre style.. what a awesome project.. I have worked in custom bike shops working on choppers. Great with wood… awesome custom fabercater.. good artist and great ideas. I’ve done custom sound systems on Harleys… I wish I had my own shop so we could make you the most awesome mobile moving device… you should she some of the stuff I have created.. feel free to call me at XXXXXXX

XXXX.. I live in XXXX.

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Sloth is a sin — the Bible (somewhere)

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wheelcare craziness

are you single?

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DON’T BE LAZY, GOD GAVE YOU LEGS AND YOU ARE SLAPPING IT IN THE FACE

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I am a physics major at MIT just got home for the summer. This looks like it could be a really fun summer project. I have been looking for chairs to see what is available, many of the chairs have different weight limits. How much do you weigh?

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My new goal in life is to build a rival wheelchair and engage you in battle when we meet on the mean streets. you’ve been warned.

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call Xhibit to pimp your wheelchair and put it on tv – make sure the rims keep spinning

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Good morning, I’m a mechanical engineer and would like to try this.

I build and design things for a better life. I have some Ideas.

Thanks for your time, give me a call or E-mail me.

XXXX Kinetics  designer…….

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I’ve seen a lot of spinals dude, and this guy’s a fake, a XXXXing gold breaker! ”

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sounds like a good XXXXing idea wish I thought of it or had the money to do it enjoy and I hope it all comes together.if I come across anything I will be sure to let you know.happy sitting

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I call shotgun!!!!

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With the amount of money you would spend on what you want, and it is possibly, you are better off just buying a new car. Unless this is about being a giant XXXX everywhere you go. In that case, whatever. Just know some people will want to kick your ass when they see you getting in and out of you wheelchair. Is it worth a joke? ass beatings + money spent = mr. funny man?

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