Wanted: Gladiatorz

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I would like to know more!

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XXX-XXXX

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gladiatorz!!!!!!

is this for real i want some more info please contact back i am BRUTALLY interested

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If this is actually for real it sounds interesting. Tell me more?

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Where do i sign up? Oh and is there weight classes? Cuz im pretty sure i can kill anyone who doesnt outweigh me by 70lbs

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Ok so I am serious about ths0is but I am a little confused as to what is going on?

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Hi, my name is XXX XXXX. I’m interested in learning more about this opportunity. Please contact me at XXX-XXXX

Thank you.

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So where or how do I apply?

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im 6’1 230 and meaningless violence for the sake of others entertainment sounds good to me. my name is XXXX call me at XXX-XXXX.

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Hi,

I saw your ad on craigslist and I must say I’m quite enthralled with the whole concept.  I don’t really know what to make of it but I think I want to be apart of it.  If you have any questions or anything like that feel free to email me back.  I look forward to hearing back from you soon.

XXXX

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Saw your listing and just had to give a bow…hahahaha…awesome!

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Ok I’m intrigued.  How about some more details.

XXX-XXXX

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Hi there,

I saw your posting on craigslist and it caught my eye.  I’m really intrigued and would love to hear more about it and know what I have to do to be apart of it.  Please email me back when you get the chance because I’m very interested in this.

XXXX

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Gladiatorz,

I’m intrigued by what you’re trying to set up and would very definitely like to know more about how it all works.

As a hobbyist medieval reenactor, I’m quite accustomed to combat sports in which we hit one another with big sticks. I’d be happy to try out a new one for the entertainment of others. I live in XXXX, but would be happy to travel as necessary.

Curiously yours,

  • XXXX XXXX

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MONGO SMASH GOOD. REAL GOOD SMAHING MONGO DO!!!!1

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GLADIATORZ!!!

I am a capable young warrior in his prime with an insatiable bloodlust and a penchant for theatrics. I believe I would be suitable applicant for your position and look forward to hearing from you.

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im in. Lets kill some shit

XXXX

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I’m interested could u give me the details ? Im 21 and looking for something fun to do

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Now that might just catch on. count me in

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you must be XXXXing kidding me, you morons

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question

I was wondering if this thing is serious and if so … any more information?

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Ok, sure.

I don’t know what the XXXX this is, but count me alarmingly in.

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Hey this idea sounds really fun to me and I am interested in it.  I was wondering what the job entails as in travel,expenses, and the like.  Additional details would be helpful, thank you for your time.

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I can see by your helmet and weaponry image drafts on legal pad that you guys mean business.

What do I have to do to get into the ground floor of this amazing opportunity?

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Is this male only opportunity? I am so into this but am female.

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Hello, I am interested in this. Can you please tell me how I can find out more information?

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no fear of death

Willing to kill for $. Savage viking ancestory traced back to Eric the Red. Physically fit and unafraid of the competition.

XXX-XXXX

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Is this for real….  any more info on it

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More info please

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Wanting more information on this job

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I’d like to be a gladiator

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Damage, destruction, terror and mayhem are my specialty.

-L.L. (yeah, that one)

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i am totally interested in being a part of your league what are the requirements

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I am very interesed in your ad on Craigs List, and want to know more info on what you got going on for what we will have a football strike.

Please get back to me and let me know what you can provide for me for info.

Thanks,

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Salve!

This. Is. AMAZING. As a classicist, speaker of Latin, and wanna-be Roman

re-enactor, this is awesome. Of course, you’ve probably been watching too much

“Spartacus”. But that’s OK. 🙂

Are you in XXXX? Do you re-enact? What’s your story?

Vale!

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No. Really. Seriously. What’s up with this? If it’s a joke, just let me know.

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I would like to be a gladiator

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When is the audition? Please send me any additional information.

Thanks.

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Hello,

Im interested in hearing more about this possibility.  Thanks!

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If you retards actually get insurance for this I’ll allow you to kick me square in the nuts for a halftime show. Great joke or jocks huffing glue, I can’t figure you out.

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