Junk Yard Dog

I knew this one had no chance of staying up; but I had to do it.

1980’s + WWF = My childhood.

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community > pets

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  • We’ll find you a home yet, sweet prince.
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Reverse Random Response Friday

Seniors, welcome back.  Freshmen, make yourselves at home.  Ask your orientation director if you have any questions.

Random Response: I post an irregular response I receive from someone.

Reverse Random Response: I post a CL ad (from the more illegitimate side of town, so as not to bother reputable employers) I have responded to in an attempt to obtain gainful employment.

*Editor’s note: This is NOT my ad.

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My response, click on email to embiggen:

  • No reply from potential employer.
  • This just isn’t working.

Stolen: Rug

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community > lost & found

  • 10 replies, read after the jump.
  • Bummer, man.

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Free: Proton Pack*

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for sale/wanted > free

  • 38 Replies, read after the jump.
  • An unlicensed nuclear accelerator is just too dangerous to give away.

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Reverse Random Response Friday

Old timers, welcome back.  New arrivals, make yourselves at home.  Please “like me” and give the blog mascot some love.

Random Response: I post an irregular response I receive from someone.

Reverse Random Response: I post a CL ad (always from the illegitimate side of town so as not to bother reputable employers) I have responded to in an attempt to obtain gainful employment.

*Editor’s note: This is NOT my ad.

My response, click on email to embiggen:

 

  • No response from the possible employer.
  • I just can’t seem to get a modeling gig in this town.

Beware! Leap Year Approaches

I thought it would be interesting to create something extremely far fetched and see if I could start a crazy train (re:re:re:re: crazy train) in the rants & raves section. Apparently almost anything goes in this section; except for my hard core science fiction hypothesis.  I have extrapolated countless sets of data to create the following infallible graph indicating the likelihood of a post’s flagging for removal in the rants & raves section.

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My rant, click on CL post to embiggen:

personals > rants & raves

  • 0 replies, 0 post responses.
  • Your posting has been flagged for removal.
  • Reposted, in the name of science!

Free: White Knuckle Thrill Ride

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for sale/wanted > free

  • 8 replies, read after the jump.
  • I’ve actually done this before; it’s somewhere between the worst and best experience of my life.

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Reverse Random Response Friday

Remix.  You’re all like, “Slow down turbo; you’re throwing a change up on a weekly feature I’m not even familiar with.”  Sometimes I post a random response I get; other times I throw up a response I give to a random CL ad.

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*Editor’s note: This is NOT my ad. (Yellow highlight added by me)


Low hanging fruit alert.

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  • I’ve not heard back about an interview (fingers crossed).
  • Clearly the sense of humor requirement is lower on the priorities list.

Desperately Seeking Sit Ups

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for sale/wanted > items wanted


  • 8 replies, after the jump (make sure to check out the screen shot).
  • Still using the coffee table to hold my feet for sit ups.
  • Thank you for the Tony Little updates.

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Seeking Bracketologist

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jobs > et cetera jobs

  • Four replies, after the jump.
  • Your posting has been flagged for removal.

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Stuff My Cat (Needed: Creative Taxidermy)

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jobs > et cetera jobs

  • 7 Replies, after the jump (Make sure to check out the screenshot).
  • Dewley is enjoying his 8th life and will not undergo taxidermy.

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Free Breakfast Simplifier

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for sale/ wanted > free stuff

  • 12 replies, read after the jump.
  • Toaster thrown away.

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Ode To The Curb Alert

Who doesn’t like poetry?  Apparently people looking for free stuff.

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for sale/ wanted > free stuff

  • 1 reply, read after the jump.
  • Your posting has been flagged for removal.

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Free PS2 Games

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for sale/ wanted > free stuff

  • I know spelling and grammar are atrocious on this one.
  • About 15 replies, accidentally deleted some, others after jump.
  • Gave games away to a kid who saved up for his own PS2!

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