Friday Fail

Gonna try out a new Friday feature. This isn’t good bye to the beloved Reverse  Random  Friday; it’s more of a see ya later.

Friday Fail: Almost every day I drive by a house that still has an absurd amount of Christmas decorations up. I tried my hand at an ad based on this situation:

for sale/wanted > free stuff

  • No one realized this was a joke.
  • There are way too many people looking to score Christmas decorations in May.
  • This posting has been deleted by its author.

So I tried to take the same concept and use a bit more hyperbole.

for sale/items wanted > free stuff

  • Art, trash…if it’s free people want it.
  • This posting has been deleted by its author.
  • Some of the unfunny, mundane responses after the jump.

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Humor Blog Wants Human Intern

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jobs > et cetera jobs

  • 34 replies, read after the jump.

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FÜNKE & ASSOCIATES SEEK LICENSED PROFESSIONALS

It helps to be familiar with Arrested Development, specifically a gag from this episode; but I think it works either way.

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jobs > healthcare jobs

  • 20 replies, read after the jump.
  • Most people on craigslist clearly aren’t Arrested Development fans.
  • Oh Tobias, you blowhard!
  • Your posting has been flagged for removal.

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Reverse Random Friday

Random Response: I post an irregular response I receive from someone.

Reverse Random Response: I post a CL ad (from the more illegitimate side of town, so as not to bother reputable employers) I have responded to in an attempt to obtain gainful employment.

*Editor’s note: This is NOT my ad.

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My response, click on email to embiggen:

Free: World Domination Plans (Slightly Used)

Bonus Post: I usually only post on Monday, Wednesday & Friday; but since so many of you are checking out the blog I wanted to give you a teaser. This ad was immediately flagged the few times I posted it; but it has evolved into an ad I believe is going to be much better. Stay tuned for that; in the meantime check out the original draft of this ad below.

for sale/wanted > free


  • Your posting has been flagged for removal.

Welcome Huffington Post Readers!

Contest over.

UPDATED WITH CONTEST: Win the original Terminator To-Do List artwork (printed on authentic old skool computer paper). Simply Like My Life On Craigslist and you will be entered. Winner will be notified Monday (5/2).

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Wanted: Amateur Stuntman

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gigs > talent gigs

  • 15 replies, read after the jump.
  • Surprised so many people are willing to do this.
  • Glad so many other people are upset by the negligence of this proposal.

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Wanted: Terminator

Contest over.

UPDATED: WIN the original Terminator To-Do List featured below. Click here for details.

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jobs > et cetera jobs

  • 23 replies, read after the jump.
  • Click here for a full size Terminator to-do list.

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Random Contest Day

Contest Over.

Or, how I forgot to have material ready for Random Response Friday. Win a Kidrobot Groundskeeper Willie; just email Dewley at onearmedwampa@gmail.com (he’s a huge Empire fan). Since this is last minute we don’t know what we’re looking for in a winning email; but we’ll know it when we see it. Back on Monday.

Cloakroom Concierge

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jobs > et cetera jobs

  • 37 replies, read after the jump.

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Ride/Lodging For Bonnaroo

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jobs > et cetera jobs

  • 7 responses, read after the jump.

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Reverse Random Response Friday

Random Response: I post an irregular response I receive from someone.

Reverse Random Response: I post a CL ad (from the more illegitimate side of town, so as not to bother reputable employers) I have responded to in an attempt to obtain gainful employment.

*Editor’s note: This is NOT my ad.

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My response, click on email to embiggen:

An Evening With Dr. Rockso

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personals > strictly platonic

  • 22 replies, read after the jump.
  • The good Doctor will be making a public appearance soon.

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Junk Yard Dog

I knew this one had no chance of staying up; but I had to do it.

1980’s + WWF = My childhood.

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community > pets

  • No replies.
  • Your posting has been flagged for removal.
  • We’ll find you a home yet, sweet prince.

Reverse Random Response Friday

Seniors, welcome back.  Freshmen, make yourselves at home.  Ask your orientation director if you have any questions.

Random Response: I post an irregular response I receive from someone.

Reverse Random Response: I post a CL ad (from the more illegitimate side of town, so as not to bother reputable employers) I have responded to in an attempt to obtain gainful employment.

*Editor’s note: This is NOT my ad.

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My response, click on email to embiggen:

  • No reply from potential employer.
  • This just isn’t working.